Corpses Galore!

This is just getting a little too weird. First there's the torso that turns up in a house a few miles Crotchester. Now this. Apparently some woman in Canton Townshit stored her dead roommate's body in her living room (under a big pile of dirty laundry both literally and figuratively I suppose) and extorted money from her dead roommate's parents saying that their daughter really needed it for important expenses. She ended up getting about $2,000 in drug money from them.

WTF? This is the second corpse, or part of a corpse, found in suburban homes in the Detroit area in the past week. What is wrong with these people? And does dirty laundry really cover up the smell of a seriously autolyzed body? Maybe if you shit all over in the dirty clothes, but that smell is no good either. It's just so fucking bizarre.

If I turn up as a corpse, don't blame anybody but Michigan. It must be in the water here, or something.

Boy, What a Cut Up!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that crime in Detroit is bad. So is it in most cities. But I wasn't prepared for this. A crazy dude just miles from our new place in posh (read "there's everything you need here! Target, Chili's, Whole Foods, TGIFriday's AND Applebeees!)Rochester chopped his wife up, tossed her body parts all over a park and ran up north (where it's cold, in case you didn't know that) wearing only a light jacket (I assume he was wearing pants, but the news only ever says the thing about the light jacket) and hid in a wilderness area curled up under a tree and then he almost died of frostbite.

Welcome to Michigan! Home of crazy wife killers! Just for a clearer picture of this, I've created the following chart showing statistics on the number of wife torsos dismembered by crazy husbands in the last week in the suburbs of the three major metro areas in which I've lived. That I know of. I think this speaks for itself.