Hide the Women and Children

Lemme tell you how we do things around here. We. Don't. Fuck. Around. We're not like them folks in VA. We don't let a crazy murderer wander around for two hours and not even warn anyone. When we get as little as fucking tranny wandering around near a school we lock shit down. Our kids aren't going to be anywhere near that perversion.

Guns? Meh.


I wish, wish, wish that I was totally making this up.

From the Detroit News...

BLOOMFIELD HILLS -- A lockdown at Cranbrook Schools has been lifted this morning after about an hour of searching for a man reportedly walking near the campus in high-heeled shoes and a wig.

Police were called 8:15 a.m. and officers searched the campus looking for the man, Bloomfield Hills Police said, but did not find him.

The man did not approach students while near the campus. More information about the man and what he was wearing were not available.

Cranbrook officials were not available for comment.